Is that a banana on my pocket, or am I just foodle-doodling?

Orange you glad I didn't say "Bananom-nom-nom"! LOL!;-)

Leggo My Butternut Squash, Bitch!

You butter-NOT eat my butternut squash! LOL! It's all mine-om, nom, nom.

This D is D-lish ;)

There aren't many things that TotesYums likes better than lighty pan-fried Snausages. Isn't that right, Ubu? Ubu, you'll get your Snausages once you sit down. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.

Looks like someone has a case of the Nomdays!

Crudite? My left nut. This is dessert in the TotesYummms household. Nom nom nom.

Sidenote: My nickname among my Brunch Buddies is "The Erudite Crudite."

Jellys much?

Easy Cheesey? Yessy pleasey!

Yummers foodle-doodles!

Get. In. My. Belly.

Hellmann's + $12 cashews=nom nom nom nom. N-O-M-G!

It's Good Mood Foodles

Arby's milkshakes may not be VEGAN, but they are TOTESYUMS. If I was president or king or whatever, I would make every place that sells anything sell Arby's milkshakes.